I seem to have left my pride at pride
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
