went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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