Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize