dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it was like eating out sand paper
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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