I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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