David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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