return my video game
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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