Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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