As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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