the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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