from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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