I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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