All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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