It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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