You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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