Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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