If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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