Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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