I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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