i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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