we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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