.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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