But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Your tits are I can't wait for
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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