He is an equal opportunity slut.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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