My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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