3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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