if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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