I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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