Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
