He asked to "fluff my boner.."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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