So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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