the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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