Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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