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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

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(914): View more from New York

Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

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(417): View more from Missouri

In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.

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(812): View more from Indiana

And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.

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