and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
