He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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