The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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