return my video game
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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