That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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