For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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