Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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