We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize