His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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