if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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