dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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