did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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