Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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