Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You don't make any sense
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There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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