Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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