Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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